Every Spam is Sacred
Every Spam is Great
If a Spam is Wasted
The DMA gets Irate...

Let the antispammers filter them
On the dusty ground
The DMA will make them pay for
Each spam that can't be found

Every spam is needed
Every spam is good
Every spam is wanted
In our neighborhood

Filters, blacklists, and more
Block them everywhere
But the DMA loves those who treat
Their Spam with more care.

-- George William Herbert